a person that is fat and thirsty
you are being a b rod with that pop
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N-1. Ram-Rod Club in Mykonos, Greece
2. A person who has sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
V-1. have sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
2. act like you have just had sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
Adj-to liken someone or something to someone who has sex with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
Adv-to do something in a manner that would could be generally be described as something that someone who has intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males) would do.
N-1. Jack: Are yal trying to go to Ram-Rod tonight?
Alec: No, I dont think so, did you see that guy with a half shirt just walk in there?
Olivia: Yeah, what about that couple that just walked in there where one of their hands in each others' back pockets?
N-2. Eliza: Quit being such a Ram-Rod Alec. You have been acting like such a Ram-Rod ever since I took a picture of that naked fat man on Paradise Beach. Jealous ya Ram-Rod?
V-1. Olivia: Did you and Jack Ram-Rod each other last night Alec when you had to awkwardly sleep in the same bed together?
V-2. Dmitry: You guys ram-rodded around all day and didn't make it to the nude beach did you?
Adj-Alec: That masseuse was so Ram-Rod it didnt make me that mad that he apparently jiggled my girlfriends tush during her massage.
Adv-Eliza: Dmitry talked so ram-roddingly there is simply no way he wasn't ram-rod.
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A man who βwallops his rodβ
Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?
A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries
Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? Heβs my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.
Usually a term used in construction to describe a carless huried job.
Ya that dude broke this window because he just fucking RAM rodded the shit.
When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf
2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice
3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass
4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)
6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"
Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"
Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"
Jerry: "YEP"