Golf rules

When called it reverses what was previously said, or reverses the rules for what game/event is going on. Based on the fact that in golf the lowest score wins which is the opposite of most sports.

person a: Shotgun
person b: Golf rules

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Rule 50

It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.

Example 1
Person A: Can i get a Meat Craver Pizza with extra Desu?
Person B: Lolwut?
Person A: Rule 50.

Example 2
Greetings! I came to your online community and i find your lack of Desu is disturbing. Please follow Rule 50.

Example 3
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

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Rule 86

If it exists, it can play bad apple

Dude 1 : did you see that vid of someone playing Bad Apple on a calculator?
Dude 2: nah I saw it on a slice of volume
Dude 3 : it was on a flip book!
Dude 4 : I saw it on a pregnancy test
Dude 5 : literally rule 86: if exists it, can play bad apple

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BMF Rule

Big Mother Fucker Rule,
When your friend drives a tiny car, the big mother fucker automatically gets front seat, if there are two big mother fuckers, you take two cars

Sean - SHOTGUN
Jeremiah - Nah dude, BMF RULE
Sean - Fuck that, its a four door
Jeremiah - Dude its still BMF RULE, get in the back
Sean - I fucking hate you, get the fuck out of my house

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Rule X

1. Rule X is defined as the rule that is the answer to all "Why/how come questions". It states that To all Why questions the answer is X.

2. You do not question Rule X because the answer itself is rule X. Do not ask what the X stands because it is an unnesissary question. And rule X does not answer it.

Person A: Why are clouds blue?
Person B: Rule X, man.

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G Rule

There once was a man whose name starts with G. This man had a tendency to continue a joke and take it over the line, usually resulting in something disgusting or unfomfortable for everyone in the room.

Me: "Hey Greg, I went do to the bar last night where were you?"

Greg: "I was going down on your Mom."

Me: "G Rule!"

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The Peace Rule

If someone is being a complete faggot, or douchebag, The Peace Rule can be used to make them leave. You can do this by "Peacing", which is the act of yelling "PEACE!" while making the peace sign towards someone. If the person receives a Peace from 3 different people, they must leave the near area. In order to get kicked out of a house, or completely leave a vicinity, they must receive 5 peaces. The owner of the house has "House Peace", which counts as 2 peaces. When you have to leave completely, everyone yells Peace, which is called "Supreme Peace", and is more of an honor rather than getting kicked out. You can not get peaced out of your own house, and you can't make someone peace if they are smoking you out.

Bryce: That kid is being a faggot...
Owen: I kinda wanna punch him in the face!
Colby, Matt, Bryce, Troy, Owen: (To Kid) PEACE!
Annoying Kid: Awwe man. 5 Peaces? I have to leave the house...(leaves house)
Everyone: I'm glad we have The Peace Rule

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