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Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch
I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.
A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!
to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"
When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.
Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.
Similar to a dirty sanchez, but instead of dookie, apply period blood to the victims upper lip.
Aunt Flo was in town, so I gave Danielle a rusty richter
Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck
this bitch gave me a rusty street