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Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch
I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.
When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.
Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.
you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck
this bitch gave me a rusty street
Similar to a dirty sanchez, but instead of dookie, apply period blood to the victims upper lip.
Aunt Flo was in town, so I gave Danielle a rusty richter
Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.
So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.
When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)
Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.