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A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!
you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck
this bitch gave me a rusty street
Similar to a dirty sanchez, but instead of dookie, apply period blood to the victims upper lip.
Aunt Flo was in town, so I gave Danielle a rusty richter
Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch
I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.
When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.
Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.
Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.
my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.