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When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!
Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!
The complete opposite of Simon.
Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?
A corporate cultural phenomenon who is fascinating in that he has become insanely popular while saying almost nothing of substance. If there is any theme to be found in Sinek's videos, it is pandering to wealthy Boomer management and talking down to millennials and average workers. He is fond of teaching people the value of "hard work" at a corporation and thinking of your boss as your parent, guidance counselor and role model while ignoring major economic factors that have shifted over the past 70 years that make most jobs fruitless. Ironically if he wanted to give real advice, it would be encouraging people to start their own businesses, be self-sufficient and get out of debt, but no corporation in their right mind would hire him to say that.
If you have a LinkedIn network >100 people, it is almost impossible to scroll your feed without seeing one of his inane videos reposted by a tryhard middle manager for imaginary clout.
Simon Sinek: "Did you know that management is harder than just being an employee? People like Ray Dalio have it hardest of all!"
Average Worker: "My boss's generation could pay for college with a summer job and could buy a house in their 20's. I will rent for life, can barely afford to keep up on my bills and management is outsourcing my job to modern-day slaves."
Simon Sinek: "Leaders eat last! Millennials are entitled! Inspire action! Start with why!"
Literally the hottest character in Fear Street: 1994 who also happens to be my boyfriend. We act as if he didn't die :)
Random citizen: "Woah! Who is that hot man sitting next to you?"
Me: "Oh, that's my lovely boyfriend Simon Kalivoda "
Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people
Yo don't be pulling a Simon right now bruh
A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis
Lord Simon is A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis