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Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.
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You don't care. You don't give a fuck.
Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck
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When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.
Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!
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An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females
boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
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“text”
*text*
‘text’
<text>
-text-
what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue text” thats crazy
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a insult that the person cums to fast when fucking and it is also shut the fuck up and come hit this joint.
Dale walks in closes door. seoul- whoa man! I didnt buzz you in! how the monkey did you get in here? Dale- oh im sorry man some guy let me in with a fo-hawk and- seoul- kyle man? ugh what the fuck is the buzzer for anyway man! Dale- im sorry man.
Seoul- oh, stuff your sorries for the sack, take a seat.
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The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.
Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...
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