A person who likes to victimize themselves and advocate against things that they themselves partake in. They think they are always right and there perspective is the only one that matters and is valid
She always thinks someone is out to get her, she’s such a sage
A sage is a very wonderful being - they make the best out of whatever life hands them and focuses on other people’s happiness more then their own. Sage’s are very fun creatures and happen to love snake milk. If you ever find one, you must befriend them for they make wonderful friends. Sage’s are fun, kind, intelligent, unique, and can make the entire world smile with their personality.
Look at that Sage and her 10 pet snakes!!
She’s crazy
No she isn’t - she just wants some snake milk!!
Oooh I want some!!
Let’s befriend her!!
the biggest love of my life, my ray of light and a warm breeze that makes my heart melt. he is my everything.
someone who typically can NOT hold dares, especially when it comes to profile pictures.
person 1: "hey, truth or dare"
person 2: "dare"
person 1: "I dare you to have a zero two pfp for two weeks"
person 2: "NOOOOOO ONLY ONE HOUR"
person 1: "come on, don't be a sage."
someone who is a stinky poopy diaper baby.
"hey, is that sage?"
"oh yeah, stinky poopy diaper baby."