Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.
When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time
Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane
An erect penis, also known as a boner.
"I love it when a girl sucks on my sausage wheelie."
The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found
Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit
when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"