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The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.
Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"
Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"
An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
A seal to keep oil within a hub of an axle or wheel, preventing loss of said oil onto other components such as brakes, and maintaining lubrication of internal bearings on the axle.
"look how he is fitting that hub oil seal! The deftness of the sledgehammer smiting that chisel."
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Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can't resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain's heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal.
(from richarddawkins.net)
Crappy Documentary "I've hit rock bottom" (show a picture of a stone and a butt on the screen)
Audience, "Hey, that's another crappy Lord Privy Seal"
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an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.
"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"
"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
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The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.
I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!
The most bad ass guys to ever exist
Seal team 6 killed Osama bin Laden so they are the most bad ass guys to ever exist
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