Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings

Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning

Deet Season

A period of time where all idiotic, extreme, or outlandish ideas must become a reality. This time period normally lasts three to four days, starting on the second Friday of each month. This time period contains pretty much no sleep, lots of stunts, and borderline illegal pranks to entertain you and your friends. Tbh its just a time set aside to be really retarded.

I normally would not quit my job by shitting on my bosses desk and writing out "I quit" in human feces, but shit, its DEET SEASON BOYS.

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.

Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.

Air seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

Seasoned Zyn

A zyn (nicotine pouch) sometimes moistened which has been tossed in powder from an open zyn

Ya dude every morning I pack an upper /lower deckie with 6 milli seasoned zyns

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.