Semi-Blind Date

Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.

The only way to be sure you're not getting Catfished is to do the Semi-Blind Date.

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kinda-semi-yet-not

sort of, in a way, kind of, almost but not completely, not entirely sure on a decision and/or event

Jean kinda-semi-yet-not looked as if she was lost in the crowd as she entered high school.

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semi-bisexual girl

A semi-bisexual girl is a girl who is sexually attracted to only a limited number of girl or girls and does not consider herself a bisexual in the general sense.

Guy 1. I overheard Christine say that she'd fuck Christina Aguilera if she had a chance. I thought she was straight.

Guy.2 Man, she's only a semi-bisexual girl, she only feels that way for Aguilera.

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semi trailer

when you are pooning a chick and you try to stuff ur nuts in too
also called "truck and dog" and "the FULL PACKAGE"

i gave that chick the FULL PACKAGE!
she got the FULL PACKAGE!
i semi trailered that biatch!
i got the whole truck and do g in there!

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T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

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Semi Burnt Toast

A toast that is burnt, but at the same time it isn't

or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat

Examples on how to use this include but are not limited to;
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.

Inflatable Semi-Truck

A Semi-Truck, but an inflatable toy.

I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.