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Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
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Shell gas station/ MacDonalds were all the shit goes down
Tim got fucked up at the Mac Shell last nite
Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.
Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"
Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."
Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"
A word that an annoying bitch names Emmalee uses during fortnite and keeps saying it until there teammate gives them shotgun shells
When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it
My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!
A day that consists of staying inside one room all day under your blankets without communicating with anyone.
" see me today?"
"Nah staying home"
"Text me then?"
" Having a shelled day."
The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.