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to stay on the gas while holding in the clutch causing your tiers to squeel
power shifting in the walmart parking lot pisses people off.
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The moment during a particular sporting event, particularly table tennis when the god of momentum makes a stark decision as to who he wants to win. If he chooses the opposing player this is defined as a momentum shift and is crucial in defining the outcome of the match.
Sam: 'you're so lucky, you didn't deserve that point at all'!
Will: 'thats a definite momentum shift-the god has sided with me'!
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An excuse to talk your way out of a ticket for running a red light. Unfortunately, your speeding ticket will be astronomical.
(If you don't get it, you're probably not going to get it.
Maybe look it up in a real dictionary first).
Officer: May I see your license and registration sir?
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
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Taking turns at having control during sex.
Girl: I can't let you have all the fun and do everything.
Guy: Well then we'll take thrust shifts
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a band from Bloomington, Indiana featured on MTV's series MADE in mid-2007.
Joe: Dude, did you see the new MADE episode?
Chase: The one with Paradigm Shift?
Joe: Yea! It was awesome.
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Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.
Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"
Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"
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Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.
"I just got stick shifted by my bike."
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