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when someone eats green shit from an arse
I gave maro a shrek stew last night
The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.
OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM
Irrelevant yet fun banter with weirdos (friends)
Oh yasss It’s shrek time!!!!!
To Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek.
Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight.
When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.
Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".
Person 1:- "Shut it ya bam!"
Person 2:- "Shut it Shrek Neck!"
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Shrek fans who worship the mighty ogre lord
Shrek worshipper: Shrek isn't funny. Shrek needs to be taken seriously.