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a man who was acquitted of murdering two people, his ex-wife and her male friend, though he did have to pay a fine, of which he has paid little. He was a famous football player. Reasons as to why he was found not guilty are sketchy, including a bloody glove that didnt fit OJ's hand, which presumably was used by the murderer, and pressure to find him not guilty based on race: the race card.
nicknamed the Juice. in 2007 OJ was convicted of several unrelated felonies.
The OJ Simpson case had a very controversial verdict.
"Man you just avoided punishment for beating up that kid! Kinda like OJ Simpson...the first time."
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A fuckin nigger that killed two white people and got away with it.
Sheeit,oj simpson didn't bees doin it
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Justin Bieber wannabe from Australia.
Person 1: Have you heard Cody Simpson's new song?
Person 2: Is that the Australian Bieber kid? Doesn't he only have like one song?
Person 1: Yeah..
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The Australian Justin Bieber. Yet another talentless sack of shit who sings about sappy, vapid "love". Not surprisingly, he has also gained a cult following among pre-pubescent teenage girls who have a terrible taste in music. Also, trying to convince his fans that he absolutely sucks is like trying to convince a three year old that Santa doesn't exist.
Teenage fan girl: "OMG, CODY SIMPSON, CODY SIMPSON, OMG, HE'S SO HOT AND TALENTED <3, OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"
Me: "Shut the hell up. Stop your hero worship of this sack of horse shit and listen to real fucking music."
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The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.
Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"
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A member of the Simpson family that supposedly had existed, but was made up for a fake Mandela effect meme.
"Hey, remember Graggle Simpson?"
"No?"
"Weird, I remember them!"
"You must be tripping lol"
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Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.
After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.
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