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1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.
You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.
A play off the popular number Too Legit to Quit by the preeminent MC Hammer, this phrase is used with pride by classy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.
Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance
Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"
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See ass-it
To put in one's ass and make disappear or "dis-solve" the problem. Due to the fact that the butt contains acid in it. A sarcastic and insulting way of saying how can one add a "solution" to a situation.
This could also explain the quite "limber" apparence of so many gays, the "dis-solvation" of too many incredients in their "solution" compound.
Example 1)
Person one: I don't appreciate you flipping me off much.
Sarcastic twat face: Then sit on this and spin!
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When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.
A bathroom prank similar to the Upper Decker, Dry Docker, and Riding the Horse Backwards, but logistically much easier. The idea here is to sit at the very front of the toilet seat, with your rectal opening just over the edge. This way, when you defecate, your feces falls just inside the front lip of the toilet bowl, leaving a brown streak on the side of the bowl. The fecal matter then "welds" to the side of the bowl, outside the water line, leaving a horrible stench and a difficult cleanup job. Because the toilet has not been altered in any way, people may assume that someone just "missed" and was not a deliberate act.
The problem with the "Upper Decker" is that most public toilets do not have an upper tank, and in private residences access to the upper tank is often difficult because of shelving, cabinetry, wall artwork, etc. If there is nothing near the toilet to hold onto, it is also difficult to balance. The problem with the dry docker is access to the shut off valve. In public restrooms this is usually not accessible. Riding the Horse Backwards makes no sense because one would have to remove his/her pants completely in order to straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Sitting up front accomplishes the same goal, but is much easier.
The employee at the sandwich shop was rude to me, so I am going to use their restroom and sit up front.
Getting eaten out in a family bathroom at the mall. SoCo refers to South County Center, a mall in St. Louis, Missouri, where such things have happened.
“So what did you guys do?”
“Bro I gave her a SoCo Family Sit-In!”
“Damn, you dirty.”
1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.
Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".
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