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British Smile

any smile exhibiting bad teeth, characterized by poor orthodontia, caries, and other dental maladies stereotypically associated with the British, but actually observed in all peoples globally.

The authenticity of english spy character, austin powers, was sacrificed in the movie sequel when he lost his british smile.

by T. Emerson Coleman November 24, 2007

47πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


bicycle smile

The smile that appears on a girl's face when she rides a bicycle. Riding along, rubbing their crotch against the seat makes them smile!
Possibly originates from "The Road to Wellville"(1994) but probably much earlier.

See Jane.
See Jane ride her bike.
See Jane's bicycle smile!
Jane sees Dick.
Look out Dick!

by JamesDeanHannan August 17, 2005

52πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Belly Smile

1)When a person sits down and his/her fat over lays over the belly button creating a smile. Then add the nipples and voila a belly smile!

2)Another way to call a person fat

1)Ay man, your belly smile is pretty happy.

2) Whoa, your belly smile IS HUGE!

by Mr. RedBar December 11, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags August 15, 2006

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hairy Smile

The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face

'yo, did you see that shaun kid today? He had a hairy smile, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face'

by Lauren and Joe May 17, 2007

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

by Hazukisanify January 22, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*

I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!

by thesaminator17 October 11, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž