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The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
Anyone want a bologna smoothie?
When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie
John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion
Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent
When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.
I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.
A delightfully delicious blend of fresh mango, ice and marshmallow fluff. Invented, patented, trademarked and copyrighted by Kyle Francis on the 2nd of July, 2017. This heavenly libation had an attempted copyright infringement by a degenerate only known by the initials C.L. shortly after it's inception.
Clay Lundy, don't even play like you've tasted Kyle Francis's epicurean masterpiece, the Iced Mangmallow Smoothie.
when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.
"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."
Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!