The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

Smurf layers

A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.

I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

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Smurf

1)-Verb-To seek the attention of another person, only to turn and avoid eye contact with said person, as the person who was called turns and seeks eye contact with the caller. If performed correctly it will result in humiliation of the person being smurfed and hilarity for the smurfer and entourage.

Luke: "Yo Mike........" (Luke hides)
Mike: "Ya?...O man, i just got smurfed."

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smurf face

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

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Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

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