Snow Children

Grandchildren that migrate to Florida for winter vacation to escape the frigid Holiday Season in the northern states. Normally bunking with their siblings in their grandparent's condo.

When these grandchildren are of legal age they tend to spend their days poolside with family but indulge themselves at night through various forms of debauchery.

Male: Snowman
Female: Snow Angel

Being a snow child is nice because I can get by snow balls licked without ever worrying about seeing this snow angel again.

Look at all these snow children trying to drink away the memory of spending the day with their grandparents.

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Snow Gook

A disparaging term used to describe those who are Eskimo or of Eskimo descent.

That Snow Gook stole my Siberian Husky.

Those Snow Gooks do not make good snow shoes.

Those Snow Gooks do not have niceties such as Canada Goose jackets.

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Snow Law

Refers to the sudden shift of acceptable behavior in the event of snow.

Sean: "Lauren, you can't smoke that blunt in the street!"
Lauren: "Of course I can. Snow Law."

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Snow Mexico

A term for Canada that was apparently used by Donald Trump.

“I can’t wait to go to Snow Mexico and get some maple syrup!”

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snow nap

To die or pass out in the snow. Usually many climbers who attempt to summit Mount Everest may suffer from this.

They're not rational enough to know like "if I sit down, and take just an little bitty nap, then I'm not getting back up." I'm taking a snow nap. --Jeff B. Evans

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snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

Snow Yeti

A white male who is attracted to black females.

Ya bro Jake is a complete snow yeti, he only hooks up with black girls.

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