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In which two or more people partake in sexual intercourse without bending their legs or arms.
"Man, I knew Lucy was a freak when she asked me to Toy Soldier."
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When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.
My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.
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The soldier lying outside of Kraid's lair in Super Metroid. He has a lot of green bugs feasting on him.
The dead soldier played no vital role to the story, but somehow became popular among the Super Metroid forum of GameFAQs. The Nintendo equivilent of The Green Biker Dude.
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An empty NO2 canister used for whip-its.
Man, there's dead soldiers all over the floor.
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a "foot" fetish to please a homosexual. When a man inserts his entire foot up another man's asshole.
The faggot loved feet so much that he would pay men (foot soldiers) to shove their feet up his ass. He screamed in agonizing pain as Henry's toes cracked through his rectum.
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A consensual act in which two men scissor bungholes, and from which neither party experiences any sexual pleasure whatsoever
If you got any enjoyment out of your Buffalo Soldier session, you were doing it wrong
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a girl who ain`t scared of nothing but snakes.
a girl like me Brittiany is always and will be a soldier girl
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