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When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.
Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*
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Awesome Chinese dish comprised of special batter fried chicken that is smothered in sweet and sour sauce. Also known as: manna from heaven or ambrosia of the gods.
The delivery guy just dropped my order of sweet and sour chicken! Oh noes!
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The male covers his dick in sour cream and then roughly has anal sex with their patner.
I think the cut on my dick is infected from giving my girlfriend a "sour cream and anal" last week.
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A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)
See sour patch kids.
Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"
Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"
Cooper: "Okaaay..."
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When you are fucking a girl with syphillis and she cums green stuff and you cum in it. You try to eat it and then when you throw up, that is sour green applesauce.
I know you have syphilis , so let's make sour green applesauce.
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When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.
While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!
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It's somebody who trolls on a forum or website, but then later apologizes for their actions and moves along to a different place to do it again. First they're sour, then they're sweet, then they repeat.
The sour patch troll made an obscene post on the forum, but later apologized for it.
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