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When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.
"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"
when you and a friend or stranger bang two different girls in the same bed but you and the other male have a dildo in each other’s butt
Person 1:Yo did you hear Rice and Matas pulled a spicy ritas last night?
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison
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Spicy chips they are so heated
So much spice I gotta eat it
Yeah the spice is undefeated
I don’t need to be repeated
Spicy chips they burn your mouth
Spicy chips in a high amount
So much spice I can’t keep count
It’s the best spice there is no doubt
There’s no need for spicy chicken
Don’t need to be cooked in a kitchen
Spicy chips make life worth living
Spicy chips
Spicy chips leave my mouth bleeding
The spicy chips now I am needing
Spicy chips they can’t be beaten
I eat all those spicy chips
Put em in some spicy dip
So damn hot they burn my lips
Spicy chips they are so tasty
Not enough spice it’s getting hasty
Spicy chips they are what made me
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When you Stand up too quickly and get light headed and your tongue goes spicy
I stood up too fast and got mad spicy tongue bro
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When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.
John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
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The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.
Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
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When you put a pineapple up someones ass and pour lava in their mouth.
I want to take the next step in our relationship, can I give you a spicy hawaiian?
I just received a spicy hawaiian and i feel soo relaxed now! booty spicy hawaiian usa fruit pineapple lava 9/11 sex mouth
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