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A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.
"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"
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A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.
That guy gets off to being a Squid Dumpster.
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When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
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Apache helicopter pilots and mechanics that reside in the south.
1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.
2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"
CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."
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Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.
Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??
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A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.
THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID
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The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )
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