Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.
Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!
My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS
When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.
Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers
What's that white mark on your couch?
Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.
1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy
2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in
4. Spread fingers open
5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.
Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe
Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun
A red mark left on a mans jeans when dancing with a girl with her period
She left a strawberry stain on my leg while we were grinding