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stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard November 18, 2015


Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk October 03, 2015


Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 March 19, 2018


skommel stain

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018


Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023


shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.

Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun

by JustOneOfTheBoys November 07, 2019


Strawberry Stain

A red mark left on a mans jeans when dancing with a girl with her period

She left a strawberry stain on my leg while we were grinding

by Rotaryguy May 04, 2014