Blazing Star

The single most Engrish game ever, beating out Zero Wing (which has only 2 Engrish parts: The intro and the ending). It's a side-scrolling shooter game like Zero Wing, only with way better graphics, many ships to choose from (can you saw "offensiv" and "diffensiv" ships?), and can be found on Neo-Geo machines. Phrases in the game include:

- Get it more!
- Collected all panels! (before getting all of them)
- Collect all lucky panels! (after getting all of them)
- Hey poor player!
- Are you serious?
- Watch out! The big one is closing in!
- It's coming! Destroyed the space colony!
- Avoid all?
- Stage (something): The Guardian's Criff
- Stage (something): The Crooked Embryo

I couldn't get past stage 3 in Blazing Star due to the stupid Engrish.

9👍 1👎

Platinum Star

A lesbian who has never even kissed a guy.

Person 1: I heard she's a gold star!
Person 2: I'm pretty sure she's a platinum star, I don't think she's ever kissed a guy.

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pub star

A person that tends to have good games in a public match, but when it comes to competing in gamebattles or other competitive gaming, these pub stars have no chance against people with true skill at a game. They tend to talk a lot of trash because of them being at the top of the list in public games. If they are on gamebattles, you will probably see them with a low GB rank and/or on a bad team.

GB Expert: Wow Evan is such a pub star. All he does is run around with the AA-12 FMJ.

Me: I agree. We aren't letting this scrub on our gamebattles team.

GB Expert: For sure.

90👍 30👎

star fish

what a butthole looks like.

sally bent over and showed me her star fish.

339👍 132👎

Star Wars

Your classic story with the Princess, only she kicks ass without anyone's help, a hero, only he flies a hotrod starship and has a walking carpet as a sidekick, an evil sourcerer, only he carries a saber, not a magical staff, and a... Luke Skywalker... whatever the heck he is. It all has a twist of blasters, the Force, and a galaxy far far away.

I'd watch Star Wars a thousand more times, just to see Han Solo smile!

111👍 38👎

brown star

The anus when freshly browned.

Kyle forgot to wipe so his brown star bothered him (and everyone else around him) all day.

88👍 30👎

Star Light

Word used by fictional UK Special Air Service soldiers in the Battlefield 2: special forces First Person Shooter game for PC when they need medical help. Similar to a soldier calling for a medic.

" i need Star Light at my location"

31👍 8👎