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Stephen harper is an Albertan Dildo licker who believes that Dinosaurs were placed there by god to test his faith. He is the Prime Minister of Canada and the leader of the Conservative Party. As a well known coward he has prorogued Parliament twice in a little more than a year. Some see him as Ex U.S President Bush's "Butt-Buddy". He is also easily compared to The Facist dictator Adolf Hitler.
Tim: "Did you hear? Stephen "Dildo Licker" Harper has prorogued Parliament again!"
Herbert: "Can't Stephen Harper just piss off and take it up the ass to pass his time instead of fucking up Canada's rich history of Socialism?"
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An NBA 3-point specialist with a few tricks, that tends to blow 3-1 leads.
When I overlooked my friend's handshake attempt, I felt like Stephen Curry.
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Handsome, Humble, Sweet, Caring, Cute, Small but Terrible.
Stephen Neri is cute. :)
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A mildly alcoholic drink first formulated in southern Boston by an inexperienced bartender. Ingredients include Captain Morgan's rum, %2 milk and room-temperature Sprite. The Stephen Palgrave was named for an outspoken martyr known for bouts of public rage, believed to have began the Boston Massacre; often described as a man whose power that had greatly eroded.
Barkeep! Make haste with a Stephen Palgrave, and ensure that the milk has been aptly chilled!
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Asshole who is the director of Christian Voice, a British organisation bent on banning anything blasphemous towards Christianity.
They most recently started a huge protest against Jerry Springer: The Opera being shown on BBC2 - they managed to rally over 50,000 lunatic Christians to complain and protest to Ofcom. Despite this and the losers at Mediawatch UK putting on huge pressure, the BBC screened it anyway and attracted 1.7 million viewers in the process.
They also pressurised a cancer charity into turning down a £3k donation from the Springer show and are now targeting abortion clinics and theatres across the UK planning to show Jerry Springer.
Green posted the contact details of a BBC controller (who greenlighted Jerry Springer: The Opera) on the Christian Voice homepage, consequently forcing the guy to move into a safehouse after hoardes of demented evangelicals made death threats to him and his family.
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When a group of guys all named Stephen get together and pour baked beans on eachother and use it as lube to fuck their master Alan
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The greatest scientist this world has ever known. Born January 8, 1942. He is especially famous for his book "A Brief History of Time," published in 1988, which became a bestseller. Hawking is a physicist especially known for his work on black holes.
He currently is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge. This post was also held by Sir Isaac Newton.
Stephen Hawking's genius becomes even more amazing when seen beside his disability. Lou Gehrig's Disease has left him tetraplegic and only able to be mobile with a highly advanced wheelchair.
Hawking has a great sense of humor and even engages in bets and jokes with others, never letting his disability become a damper on his talent.
I hope someday I'll be a theoretical physicist like Stephen Hawking.
I think that Stephen Hawking deserves a Nobel Prize. Proof? Who needs proof?!
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