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A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
people from groups such as gun owners, NASCAR fans, investors,and born-again Christians who have woke up, removed their blinders and see Bush for what he really is and this will cause the breakdown of the coalition that elected and re-elected the president.
At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.
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a sexual position where the man, while standing, holds the woman in front of him by clasping her thighs, and then uses a wall against her back for support.
we got bored with the missionary position, so we stood up and I maneuvered her into a Full-support Hercules for a good five minutes.
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When a person or customer befriends you only to milk IT support (technical support or help desk type activities) from you. Much like a booty call except here the person is just using the other person for technical support and no actual booty or the like is exchanged. In this case it is apparent that the relationship is just to get easy access to technical help when the calls or instant messages always lead to: "Can you fix my printer or my internet is down can you help me?"
Kim: "Hey Carmelo how are you?"
Carmelo: "Hey Kim, I'm fine, how are you?" How was your weekend?"
Kim: "My weekend was fine thank you, but listen i need your help, I can't print and you always fix it faster than anyone else can you help me?"
Carmelo says to self: "why does she only call me to fix her computer problems?"
Johnny: Bro why do you always fall for the IT support booty call, you know she really doesn't like you right?
The next call starts the same way but leads to another IT (no) booty call!
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An American citizen who has the audacity to disagree with progressive liberal thought.
Of COURSE they wouldn't want six year olds given condoms in schools, they're a bush supporter!
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Somebody clearly suffering from mental retardation. Somebody who refuses to see Biden's obvious decline and who continues to support him even after all his lies, gaffes, and confusion.
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Hi I am a Joe Biden supporter, I am mentally retarded.
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Bill: You're a Joe Biden supporter am I right?
John: You take that back! I am not mentally retarded! I voted for the real winner of the election, Donald J. Trump.
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a phrase made by white girls because they‘re soft and thinks nobody should hate on them
👩🏼: what happened to girls supporting girls?
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