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While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.
She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name
Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
When a Woman pole holes in the rubber
I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat
Some one who snorts cocaine and lives in big house with all the money and drugs life has to offer
The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down
"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"
"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"
A word meaning cool/epic. Originated from Chicago/ Atlanta. slang used by cumbslattz.
bro wanna see my new car it’s Swiss af.