where someone puts their toe up someone's butt
yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!
When you nut in a girl then pour vinegar into the girls cooch, and then proceed to pour baking soda in afterwards. causing a mass volcano to erupt (especially when she queefs)
tyler: yoooo dude i just made jess have the most volcanic cooch everrrr!!!
Issac: yoo thas crazy, i need to buy some more vinegar!
"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"
A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings
heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?
a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!
The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered