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baseball team based in fukuoka.
won the title in '99 and '03.
they're managed by Sadaharu Oh, the man with the most HRs in the world.
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Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
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A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.
Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
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To describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when the Hawk is not known to share that characteristic.
Do you think your mom heard us? Yes, she has ears like a hawk.
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Maddie Hawk is a crazy cool girl who is extremely sweet and kind but also chases fun and adventure. You will never find yourself bored with a Maddie Hawk and will always have a friend by your side.
Yo bro, have you met Maddie Hawk?
Hell yeah! She's such a nice girl!
Kinda crazy though.
Yeah, but I like her.
Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.
I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.