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A WWE commentaer whos upper lip does not move
Does anyone else notice that Jim Ross's upper lip does not move
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The beguiling, party machine of a man, currently employed as guitarist for popular metalcore band Misery Signals.
Explicitly known for his random and erratic outbursts; scientific studies have established a new condition in light of his perplexing behavior, medically defining it as 'Sturettes'. Sturettes is derived from the well known neurological condition, Tourettes. At this time, researchers believe that the primary difference in disorders, is that 'Sturettes' is known to only affect Stu Ross. It is unclear if the condition is contagious by means of human contact. Furthermore, analysis has demonstrated the best description of these spasmodic, volatile behavioral surges, is 'Sturepisodes'.
Girl, last night Stu Ross was fucking me from behind and halfway through, when he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror, I think he had a Sturepisode...
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a bottom that lets brendon urie top him because consent is e v e r y t h i n g. and ryan ross is a cute little bottom boy :)
friend:do you like ryan ross?
me:um Y E S when’s the last time i didn’t talk about him?
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A girl who doesn't know about her true self. She doesn't think she's pretty, talented, smart, or cool but other believe she's wrong. She's smart, talented, beautiful, athletic, and very kind. Alison Ross is a girl who just wants to have fun, have really close friends, and not to be judge. Don't you?
You want to hang out sometime Alison?" says one of her friends. She thinks "I would love to but i'm scared i'll get hurt." what Alison Ross says "Sorry, I'm helping my mom at church later but thanks.
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The old-school act of hand sewing; sewing without using a sewing machine.
My sewing machine is broken, so I am Betsy Rossing my dress.
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The lady who was engaged to George Costanza in seinfeld's seventh season. She died licking her own wedding invitations (toxic glue).
Susan Ross was too good for George Costanza.
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A small strange stinky little guy with hair that looks like it was drawn onto him by a 3 year old.
Person A "Oh look its C. Ross"
Person B "Hi Rossy"
C. Ross "NYEHHHH"
Person A + B "Well fuck you then, you little pissbag!!!!!!"
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