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Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.
Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!
When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.
Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
This, Toilet Sorcery, is a way to completely destroy a public restroom. This was master the the China Dynasty around 2,000 BC, also lots of golfers have mastered this before other people.
They are called "Toilet Wizards" even though they are mastering in Toilet Sorcery. They usually live in the Dakota's or anywhere else where there is a bunch of corn and plants filled with fiber.
The poops are usually 8in. - 16in. in length and 3in. - 6in. in diameter. But the biggest one ever recorded was 21in. in length and 8.45in. in Diameter.
Sometimes things go wrong on your rectum starts spewing out sulfuric acid that is deadly, now you have melted the inner lining of your rectum and you can start growing fungi in your body. Then the sulfuric acid drips on to the black guys shoe and he beats you up in the bathroom.
T - Pain (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 1998)
Mr. T (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 2001)
Any other famous person with T in their name
When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.
Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.
Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.
This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!
One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.
Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.
It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)