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The tiny, almost useless, passenger accommodation on most modern sportsbikes. Often referred to as a “pillion”, this small, hard cushion has the effect of bludgeoning the area between the passenger’s genitals and anus throughout the ride. Because of its height relative to the driver and generally awkward seating position, these seats have a reputation for deterring passengers from wanting to ride along. These seats are a characteristic of the split tail style of motorcycles, opposed to the conventional “banana” seat (single piece) design. The prevalence of this pragmatically useless design can be attributed to the greatly improved aesthetics and improved control of the motorcycle while in full tuck, as the driver can scoot back into the shelf to secure themselves from sliding further rearward.
“Dude, do you remember having to ride bitch on my Zx10r?”
“Yeah bra, my ass still huts from that retarded taint shelf…”
when shitting in a public restroom, one may be afraid to rest your phone on a strange surface. the only other option is to rest it in your underwear as a safety net. depending on how the long the wipe takes, one may forget to remove the phone. once the pants are pulled up and snug, you may dial the phone with your taint
Damien: "i was on the toilet so long the other night, i forgot i rested a mean game of angry birds on my drawers. wouldn't you know when all was said and done, i taint dialed my mom. plus, the phone smelled like burnt tacos for a week."
butt dial
pocket dial
When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
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when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled
aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint
When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
"Bruh I got the meanest taint stew brewing right now, my balls are sweaty as hell."
Anal sex when the guys balls slap up against her taint and his taint.
Rick: Dude, I had such taint balls after giving Susie anal.
To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.
Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.