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Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

by Gypsy Roll May 20, 2009


Tater Skangs

The food stains running down the sides of the mouth of an overweight person.

Damn! You see them tater skangs on that sum bitch!

by Mrsfromthawoodz July 27, 2018


Totally tater tot

When you want to call someone cool, rad, swaggy but since tater tots are all of these things it’s an even bigger compliment. Thank us later. If you want to return the compliment, say “tots to you too!” It’s a real cool kid term.

Wow Zach, you’re totally tater tot!

by Neckyourself👌🏻 June 1, 2018


Zipper Tater

Hot woman of Asian decent.

Lucy Lui is one hot Zipper Tater.

by Tater1 May 31, 2011


Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip June 1, 2010


Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts

"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."

by phofffff July 19, 2021


Tater tits

Tater tot titties

She has some hot tater tits

by BeagleBoi February 16, 2022