Ted Rogers it up

1: To take a dump in the facilities of Ryerson University's Ted Rogers School of Management building, located in Toronto, Ontario.
2: To become a wealthy entrepreneur and create a large media conglomerate.

1: Yo, I just ate a killer meal at Taco Time. I think it is time to Ted Rogers it up.
2: I just graduated and I still can't find a job. I think it is time to Ted Rogers it up.

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Ted Bundy Syndrome

A condition in which a ridiculously good-looking guy you're dating is initially charming then you realize not only is he a complete douchebag, but he most likely will bludgeon you to death with a Louisville Slugger while you sleep

You:"Quinn your new boyfriend is soooooo hot and gregarious"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"

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My Uncle Ted

Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.

Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*

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Ted Nugent

Used in place of the word awesome.

"This burger is fucking Ted Nugent!"

Dealer-"You have Blackjack" Player- "Ted Nugent!!"

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ted laguatan jr

Ted Laguatan Jr Is a wealthy mega heir connected to multiple billionaires and also the owner several food and beverage related companies in the Philippines. He is often compared to Ramsay bolton is and is one of the most hated ceos in the Philippines. Net Worth $39 MILLION DOLLARS.

ted laguatan jr is an arsehole

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Diss-track-ted

When you eat, sleep, are distracted from every task you do and do nothing else other than making hard-hitting diss tracks.

He is not focusing on his game, because he is diss-track-ted and is only interested in making his diss-track.

Take a Ted Cruz

When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most

Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.

"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."

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