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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018


Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.

Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties

by BigO96 December 29, 2023


Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.

Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.

by zzing December 08, 2021


Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.

After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.

by Pillar Nasty September 09, 2016


Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 07, 2024


Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.

My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce

by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022


Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025