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A football throw that somehow always gets thrown away from people in Moss
“I swear to god, STOP ! DOING !! PAUL !!! CLASSICS !!!!!!!”
“NO, NO Paul classics”
A special academic technique used primarily in science and math examinations. In the United States, partial credit is often awarded on these types of examinations for every little thing the student writes down, even if it results in the wrong answer. Sometimes a student can get half credit for a question simply by writing an equation down. "The Classic Dubois" is when a student enters a test with the end goal of trying to scrape together as much partial credit as possible, while not knowing anything about the actual material. This will usually result in the student just barely passing the exam on bullshit partial credit alone. A student attempting to perform "The Classic Dubois" has lost all hope in actually knowing the material, and is simply playing for as many points as he or she can cobble together.
Physics is too hard. I don't know any of this. I'm just going to try The Classic Dubois on tomorrow's exam and hope for the best.
When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.
Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”
doing a classic luciano is where you nut on the toilet seat and make a quick escape, also known as an ejaculate and evacuate
“fuckkkk i just did a classic luciano againnnnn ohmygod what will happen when my sister sees”
-probably luciano
Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.
“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”
When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.
A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services
Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull
Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.