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(Noun) The lap trap happens when you are sitting with objects on your lap and stand up, thus causing the objects to fall to the ground. One of the most common Lap Trap bait is a cellphone or something of the sort.
J- "When I was done texting, I placed my phone in my lap. I then stood up and my phone fell to the floor."
C- "Looks like your phone fell victim to the lap trap"
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When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.
I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.
A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.
"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."
The act of oral sex for an extended period of time. Can also be called a "nap in your face," if you are the one preforming the oral sex.
We were sitting and watching t.v. and then next thing I knew she went down on me for the entire show.
Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."
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The name given to a method of picking up girls. The lap runner stays in most of the night but then goes out around the bars, finding the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and takes her home.
John: Going on a quick 1:45 Lap, wish me luck
Jason: I'd feel sorry for the girls he picks up on his 1:45am laps if he wasn't such a genius for figuring this out.
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A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
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The act of having unprotected intercourse after finding out one is HIV positive.
"Yeah, sure it sucks, Don. But I took a great victory lap with that broad that lives in the basement."
"Oh..."
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