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1. (Noun) A 1st or 2nd degree burn of a small area on the hand. Occurs while cooking, esp. with a conventional oven (usually by touching the heating coil), or from handling a pan or food that has just come out of the oven, or is still in the oven
2. (Verb) To get such a burn
Person 1: Yoda...(reaches into oven to retrieve baguette, burns self on oven interior) Ouch! (examines small burn on palm)Yoda burn...
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Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.
Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.
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What Irish people and goths get when they go out at night, because they're just that pale. Even the moonlight is too intense for them.
"Can't we perform our dark ritual inside? I'll get moon burned!"
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Most often refers to the act of smoking marijuana while driving. Common location is generally an unpopulated area or backcountry road. In reality, a TRUE burn cruise consists of leaving and returning to the original location without stopping; the sole purpose of using the car is as a smoking venue. Length of drive may vary from a few minutes to a few hours depending on fuel efficiency and the ability to acquire a friends/parents gas card.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Hopefully smoking marijuana.
Person A: That sounds delightful. I will pick you up in 10 min and we'll burn cruise it.
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A heartfelt "Good luck" wish.
Airplane pilot slang, dating back before WWI, but still in use.
Severeal things were considered unlucky, like having one's picture taken in the cockpit, or to be wished 'Good luck' before takeoff. As pilots are strong believers in Murphy's law (things never go as you want them to), this would most likely lead to disaster. Therefore, the natural way of wishing good luck on somebody, would be to call the worst possible thing down on their heads.
It is similar to the Luftwaffe's "hals und beinbruch" ("Break neck and legs") or the German Navy's "Mast- und Stengebruch" ("Break masts and yards"), or when actor's wish each other "Break a leg" before they go on stage.
"Tally-Ho! Bandits at four o'clock, Angels 12! Crash and burn!" (Translation: "Prepare for combat. Enemy aircraft sighted on starbord side, slightly from behind, at 12.000 feet. Good luck!")
"So you got yourself a mahogany Spitfire? Doing bumph? Well, crash and burn, old chap!" ("So you got a ground job at a desk, filling out papers? (presumably away from the front line) Good luck, mate!")
"You finally got a date with her? Well, Crash and burn!"
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When a dude attends Burning Man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned.
I went to Burning Man and came back as a Burned Man... my penis will start flaking in like 3 days
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what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...
Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!
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