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Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 3, 2021


Bat Diamond

All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.

After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.

by alucidreality February 16, 2010


Conflict Diamond

Something you have to buy your significant other after a really big fight.

"OMG look at your necklace! That's amazing!!" "yeah... remember that Ashley Madison hack? Conflict Diamond..."

by CmAC August 25, 2015


diamond cutter

diamond cutter is a term used to describe a chad jawline.

Person 1: “Holy shit, look at Hayden’s jawline!”
Person 2: “Holy shit bro’s got a devious diamond cutter”

by bigdoghayden69 March 15, 2022


Diamond waterfall

When you piss on a girl's face or mouth and your piss is clear

Shit got so freaky last night I gave her a diamond waterfall and soaked the bed. She looked like a thousand dollars after that.

by Yosuke8-bit June 22, 2021


Diamond Producer

A Person or Group operating within the Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Culture. Who are tasked with
Identifying and Eliminating those who are a Threat to the Status Quo.
The Diamond Patch Normally Signifies a Fallen Member.
Hence, The Term " Diamond Producers ".
Source's all agree that " Diamond Producers of America " Aka DPA is

Functioning in at least 52 Nations.

That Diamond Producer is Taking a Break during Covid-19 because of the quarantine.

by Faucetman November 23, 2020


diamond nipples

When your nipple is so hard it could cut diamonds

My nipples are so hard I have diamond nipples

by Blastmastr644 March 13, 2015