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A word that can be used to describeribe a human that is salty which descends from the great Gavin Nicol of Scotland who was so salty he accidentally overdosed whilst giving his sister a pounding as they shared their weekly bath together
That guy was do salty and so incest he is making me depressed I want to have a bath with the toaster aka I wanted to commit a Gavin Nicol
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A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
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A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
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A TOTAL SHIT HEADDDDD!!!! He will talk to you make you feel special then throw you in the garbage just like what he did to the 500 girls he was talking to while he was talking to you,talk about a man-hoe. DO NOT get into a relationship or give ur Snapchat to this guy he will literally rip you to shreads,and let’s not forget he thinks he is the shit well let me tell you he definitely isn’t the shit. Stay away from gavin Farris’s there bad news.
Person1 “gavin Farris is gay”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
Person 1: Everyone in our state loves our Governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
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Person 1: Everybody in our state likes our governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
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The weird guy in your class. Definitely double-jointed, and very proud of it for some reason. Likes the relatively quiet girl in the class, even tho she has turned him down several times in hilarious fashion. Good for banter and loves soccer. Claims to have massive junk but is secretly Hella insecure.
Friend #1: aww shit looks like Gavin started a dance off in the middle of the floor
Friend #2: let's pray tfuck he dosent just do double jointed stuff and embarrass himself like he did when he chanced that girl
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