Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

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guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing guitar. It can be pleasure, pain or even gas?

Benjamin Johnson's got some mad guitar face.

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guitar hero

A term used lightly for someone who is neither a hero, nor plays the guitar well at all.

Guy1: "Hey, lets play Guitar Hero, and be Guitar Heroes"

Guy2: "Fffffffuck no!"

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Guitar Hero

A guitar simulation music video game for the PlayStation 2. Guitar Hero is bashed by real guitarists for...some reason.

Guitarist: OMG y dun u play real guitar insted of dat stoopid guitar hero gaem?

Gamer: I don't know. I like the game.

Guitarist: Loser.

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rusty guitar

The act of a man licking/eating out a female's asshole while fingering her clit (like a guitar).

Bob: Man, I just don't know how to satisfy my girlfriend lately.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.

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guitar heroine

1. A chick that's mad nasty at guitar hero.

2. Some pussy ass dude that plays guitar hero like a little girl.

1. Man she lays down those riffs like a true guitar heroine.

2. Dude whats wrong with you? You're shreddin like guitar heroine.

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guitar hero

You guys are idiots. Guitar Hero and the "real" guitar BOTH take incredible amounts of skill. I would know; I play both. So until you can melt faces on plastic and authentic, quit trying to rag on everyone.

Guitar player: "dudeman guitar hero is so gay, itz not nearly as hxc as teh real guitar."
Guitar Hero: "stfu noob you can't five-star a song on Expert."
Rational person: "God dammit, you BOTH have skill. Quitcher bitching."

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