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A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
(Verb)
To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"
"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion
When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.
Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?
Hear What?
Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box
Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!
My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!
When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in
I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face
A country backwoods tramp, many times old, ragged and married, who carries on online with other women’s boyfriends who are much younger than her because she’s trying to feel young again with the inappropriate attention. Then, when confronted, blames the boyfriend for HER inequities.
Look at Ronnda. She’s such a Homewrecker Hillbilly cheating on her husband online.