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When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
That guy got hulk hoganed after the divorce proceedings. He got fucked!
The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
A really big shit, like fucking huge.
I took a massive Brown Hulk today.
When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.