Rural Dictionary

The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”

Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.

by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022

Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

by Thehammatime August 17, 2021

gutter jerry

Place ten bowling pens down on a hardwood floor. Have your girl lay down on her back in front of the bowling pins. Place your two middle fingers inside her vagina while placing your thumb in her asshole as if holding a bowling bowl. Slide her into the bowling pins while making her cum with your fingers. Bowling shoes optional.

"I noticed my new girlfriend had bowling pins setup in her house, but she did not own a bowling ball. I am pretty sure she wants me to perform a Gutter Jerry on her."

by Robotbutlerj March 20, 2022