The figment of the Jesus of Suburbia's imagination, created by his father's Rage and his mother's love. The Patron Saint of the Denial, the Suicide Commando that your mother talked about, The King of Forty Thieves. He is the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe. St. Jimmy encourages Jesus into doing drugs and basically telling everyone to fuck off. During this time Jesus finds the person to counter Jimmy, Whatshername. A Extraordinary Girl that helps Jesus realize what Jimmy is doing to him. In the end he blows his brains out in the bay after the song Letterbomb which is a break up letter from Whatshername
Guy 1: Dude I just want to kill all of these people they keep pissing me off!
Guy 2: Chill out, don't turn into St. Jimmy.
When you shave your privates and have sex immediately after without cleaning up so pubes stay inside her.
Well I just shaved you ready for a hairy Jimmy.
a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.
"I think we've got a fat jimmy here"
to steal something from someone you know when they are not there or not looking
Ya man, I left the room to get a napkin and he jimmy booted my beer!
An alcoholic cocktail consisting of Limeade and Vodka.
Similar to a Tom Collins, but much more fun at parties.
Katie knocked back a few Jimmy Collins and was too drunk to go to work. Those things creep up on ya.
When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.
We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.