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pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
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1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.
2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")
The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
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1. Bowl skater who slashes everyhting. Loves skating any big tranny. Maybe the occasional curb.
Jeffy: "Where is Bird Knees?"
Timothy" "Probably in the bowl."
Jeffy: "oh of course."
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Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe.
Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?
What?
So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.
You're sick, dude.
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Today girls are told to hide their bodies and cover up, but we say NO HUNNY, NO. Free the knee!
Teacher: You dress is too short and violates dress code
Student: Oh hell naw, free the knee mofo
Group Chant: Free the knee!, Free the Knee!
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The definition of knee deep is simply deep in a situation. Yet, it's often used with negativity.. Such as.. I am knee deep in my own bile.
Sally: Man, I flunked my exam again.
Bob: When your mom finds out you're going to be knee deep in trouble.
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Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.
Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!
Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.