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Toronto Maple Leafs

Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)

*Random Strangers Meet*

1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 12, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.

"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"

by shaun7787 November 4, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maple Leaf fan

Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.

Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!

by lyn(leafs fan for life) April 15, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


go piss on a leaf

a way to tell someone you are upset or angry with them. you use this term if you do not agree with someone. it's slang.

Woah man! You look awful!
Oh go piss on a leaf!

by egt_13 May 22, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Four Leaf Clover

The art of inserting the thumb of four different guys into the anus of another person, male or female. A special handshake is created to allow for the insertion of all four thumbs, which resembles a four leaf clover from a top view.

This dude was acting up, so we gave him the ole Four Leaf Clover.

by Hobomayhem August 8, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


toronto maple leafs

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.

The Leafs are the best team ever!

by Leafs Kick @$$ May 28, 2005

129๐Ÿ‘ 199๐Ÿ‘Ž


Leaf Blower

COME ON PEOPLE! TIS IS DEFINITELY A STEREOTYPE OF A MEXICAN! STOP THIS INTERNET URBAN BLA BLA BLA CRAP AND LET THE WORLD KNOW RACIAL STEREOTYPES!!! ITS TRUE YOU, I, AND EVEM MEXICANS KNOW IT. A LEAF BLOWER IS A STEREOTYPICAL SLIR TOWARDS MEXICANS! THESE ARE WORDS THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW, DONT LET URBAN DICTIONARY.COM SLASH CALIFORNIA POLITICALLY CORECT LET YOU KNOW OTHERWISE!

Cops are chasing a Mexican and say, "STOP RIGHT THERE LEAF BLOWER!"

by umusthaveaproblemwithtruth July 17, 2022

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