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When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
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Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair
Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave
When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.
Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.
Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.
1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman